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Goes Demotivational Poster


GOING POSTAL -


TAGS: and so the story goes
Rating: 4.53/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:24 pm
He should have help them out of the water and gave them his home and his car. Because god knows we don't have enough criminals and welfare leaches.
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahahahaha...5 stamps for you


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS -




CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


CHICKEN WINGS -




BACON - The ULTIMATE love aphrodisiac...it gets them 99.9% of the time. The other .1% don't eat pork or they're just plain dumb.




PROFESSIONALISM -


TAGS: stethoscope goes where
Rating: 2.78/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
So, how's that do-over workin' out for ya?
Sean - October 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Sorry admin. I did a do-over called "COMPETENCE". Can you delete this please? Thanks.


WHERE? - Dyslexia is a tragic learning disability for many, but there IS hope!




BUCKET FUCK'IT WHATEVER LIST -


TAGS: true story so goes life
Rating: 4.86/5

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BoneCD - June 27, 2012, 8:02 am
Thanks Cave
caveman - June 26, 2012, 11:14 pm
Quality stuff right here


MY INNER CHILD -




NOW RUNNING ON BIO FUEL - what did they expect? Hogs will eat anything


TAGS: death from above goes green
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:14 pm
Green death from above. Amsome.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:58 pm
Makes sense, Jet Fuel is just about like Diesel. Go Green!


MOBILE RELIEF -




SENIOR PROM -




NICKNAMES-BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE THEM TO -


TAGS: thanks goes to the comedy of pete lee for inspiration
Rating: 4.22/5

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:54 pm
I'll admit... this is funny. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, but this is funny. 5L.


DOUGHZILLA - Doughboy snaps, Legoland in chaos


TAGS: doughboy goes crazy
Rating: 3.38/5

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Micamars - November 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
That's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with the Ghost Busters! Damn kids!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 3:51 pm
Doughboy??????
the1stCOMMI3 - November 20, 2011, 11:16 pm
I actually didn't notice it was lego at first


MY COMFORT - Thank you for being there for me, and letting me be here for you now.




PLEASE BE SURE - THAT YOUR SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES ARE IN THEIR FULL UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION. THANKS FOR SHOPPING WITH US.




THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

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Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice


LIFE GOES ON -




KARMA -




FLASHING 12 O'CLOCK -


TAGS: there goes yer home planet
Rating: 3.64/5

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Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:31 am
I don't have a pet snake.
rerun - November 10, 2009, 8:22 pm

snarky? Isn't that your pet snake?
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:20 pm
More of a bonding attempt, really.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Wow. I think I snapped at Woody. I mean, to be fair, I was in the large cardbaord box fort I made in my living room when I wrote that. So it wasn't meant to be snarky.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Well done Woody. But it's "... nothing more to see here." That's the cliche you were hoping to tap into. Now go make a little tent outta yer sleeping bag. K?
Woodywood03a - November 9, 2009, 11:48 pm
Ok....... next picture everybody, nothing to see here!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ah c'mon aggy, this is only a police action.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey. You wanna know the REAL reason Darthy was lookin' for them droids? Eh?
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
Aside from this one?
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
No. Obama got a prize. I want one too. And I ain't even fighting no wars at the moment. None. Zippo.
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 11:33 pm
Would you settle for a 5L?
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
You know, if this was 1986, this poster woulda won me the bloody Nobel Prize, or at least a Peabody.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:37 pm
Shortly after Empire Strikes Back came out, my VCR joined the Dark Side. True story.


IT IS MOTIFAKE POLICY -




EEEEWW - Brad, Shouldn't You Have Naired Your Chest Before You Put That Dress On?




WHAT GOES AROUND - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: what goes around
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm
The Walls Have Ears !


HISTORY IS A COSTLY TEACHER -




ROLAIDS -




NSFW -


TAGS: and so it goes
Rating: 4.2/5

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WORD TO THE WISE - If you're going to peep in the showers at M.A.L.T. HQ, be sure you wear some good running shoes. And a helmet....OW!!!




AGGY TAKES OUT THE TMMIE -


TAGS: aggy shoots and he scores and the crowd goes wild
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
I have to give credit where it's due... she did take it all. And that, my motifakers, is noxious.
rerun - April 10, 2010, 5:00 pm

that was fun
SiliconMage - April 10, 2010, 4:43 pm
Its good to see a Saturday morning running of the Timmies


THE MOTIFAKE CLOWNS -


TAGS: i felt like posting this because not everyone goes to the thread
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:10 pm
I don't get the joke about Chomper's Van. I was not around for it. So excuse my lack of, um, care.
LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
Hey - what happens in Chompers' van, STAYS in Chompers' van! Well, MOST of the time anyway...


EXAMPLES -


TAGS: examples censorship was wrong so life goes on
Rating: 3.33/5

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LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 1:31 pm
Culos did a similar one...little more to the left of that butt...more in the area your hand is covering...I'm sure it's on Naughtfake! Still, 5 Lions RON!
RON - August 10, 2009, 12:37 pm
tried to submit poster...refused twice...my responds to the powers that be...I guess a butt with a hamburger theme to much for this site...lol still think it was ok...oh well life goes on. Believe me this is the toned down version...lol
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:05 am
That's gotta be a 'shop, no, Ron?


THIS STIPULATION ROCKS -


TAGS: loser goes home naked
Rating: 3.18/5

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Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 10:52 pm
It already is.
Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 10:04 pm
I nominate this be the stipulation for any and all M.A.L.T. contests.


HEAVEN - Don't worry Mom, there aren't any Timmys in Heaven. Even God has standards!


TAGS: every timmy goes straight to hell
Rating: 3.18/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:23 pm
If you die by getting hit by a bus, you're probably not going to die with clean underwear even if you just changed them. It'll probably be soaked in blood and crap.


SCHOOL BUS SEX - Apparently the one vehicle wasn't enough and that horny bus started humping up on that big rig next.


TAGS: clang clang goes the trolley
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - August 5, 2010, 7:32 pm

a little too raw for today.


TRUST -


TAGS: and so it goes
Rating: 2.77/5

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PRINCESS DIANA -


TAGS: the credit for the joke goes to moo if anyone does not like it the the shit goes to me moo said not to make it into a joke fake princess diana car
Rating: 2.69/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 5:40 pm
Not that bad, Haweh! Not as good as mine, but not that bad... OLO ;)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
I Have Got To Learn To Listen...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Weak....I warned you. 2L
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 2:51 pm
Check Out My Profile, It Happens Way Too Much... :(
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 2:30 pm
Love the mistake, learn the search function and use this as the base for you basement padding. It happens hammy
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 2:28 pm
nope, it stays
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 2:20 pm
I'll see what I can do....
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 1:55 pm
Awkward, Grey Can I Get this Deleted...
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 1:24 pm
97119
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 1:20 pm
check this one out hammy 98238
TheTrashHeap - September 21, 2010, 1:12 pm
I made this joke in the comments the last time someone used this pic.
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:04 pm

groannnnnnnnnnnnnnn. ok...i did olo though. horrible, just horrible


THE UNITY OF LIFE -


TAGS: snails goes boom
Rating: 2.64/5

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Sean - March 22, 2009, 11:33 am
Thanks. But I think Elder God Douchebag actually made it. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:07 am
Cool snail Sean


DAMN YOU... -




STEROTYPES ARE NECESSARY SOMETIMES - This place was packed before this guy showed up with his "pop-rocks"




Lady's Night part two -


TAGS: greeny goes ginger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2014, 8:35 am
Heh, I liked him and Steven Wright in ‘Coffee and Cigarettes’. Actually your ‘GF’ idea s/be credited to a Rodney Dangerfield skit, when he took his doll to the movies and started throwing popcorn in her mouth saying ‘great movie, aey?’
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Reminds me of Binigni's confession in Night on Earth!
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:41 am
Mr.Gary...it would appear rerun got the dumb blonde. Too funny.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 10:53 am
that's funny
Greeny - April 5, 2014, 7:06 pm
LOL There's a song that says..."I got a spot that get's me hot, and you ain't been to it". I guess that can be taken many ways...
rerun - April 5, 2014, 6:36 pm

These are great.
Sho - April 5, 2014, 4:38 pm
LMAO


Good Authors -




Cole Porter -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:07 pm
5s for the whole series and fav'd this one. Great stuff!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:53 pm
Thanks, my Lord. Glad you like it. Nothing beats the classics, I just appropriately added the modern pictures to the lyrics of yesteryear.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:50 pm
Thank you, SD.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 12:19 pm

ditto on the spacedog comment. nice series dude.
spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:37 am
I enjoyed the whole run. 5L
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:38 am
Phukking inane censor nazi software!…..RED H.O.T. BLUES
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:36 am
Amen, cynic. Pure genius. A somewhat recent tribute to his work is the album RED HOT BLUES. Cheers to that.


Consider -




Just Think -




WEEKEND AT RERUN'S -


TAGS: rerun goes everywhere
Rating: 4.87/5

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rerun - January 24, 2011, 7:28 pm

I never did get my second wind
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:36 pm
Hilarious! 5 dead Bernie's for you.


In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


TIME WELL SPENT - I spent the past three years soul searching and rediscovering who I am. You spent the last three years rebounding from guy to guy. I think I came out ahead.


TAGS: life goes on
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - October 29, 2012, 7:58 pm
He's single and she's a "well used"


DARWIN SHMARWIN -




So though I'm not a great romancer -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
5L for the pic


OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


TO PROTECT AND SERVE -


TAGS: purple day thanks for the tribute earlier rerun no good deed goes unpunished
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:24 pm

Grey - I just read the tags....reap what you sow, reap what you sow.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:54 pm

yeah, it did. nothing like a bad pun.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm
They all fall for that quality.
MrRandom - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm
Ugghhhhhh, that hurt to read rerun.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm

thank god, Moooooooooooooooo is udderly unpredictible
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:52 pm
Crooked cop, huh Grey?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:51 pm
You're in the back seat, being taught the finer points of motifaking by moooooo. But don't worry.... he's handcuffed.... as you requested.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:50 pm
I hate to disappoint you aggy, I really do, but, you're not on the Motifake safety patrol. you're on the actual Motifake police squad.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:48 pm

who is who here?
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:48 pm
did you notice the embroidery?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:46 pm
Ummmmmmmm..... yeah.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:45 pm

that must make me Sundance
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:32 pm
nice hat ;)
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:23 pm
I look butch!


OB-LA-DI -


TAGS: la la how the life goes on
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Ok.... I want to add a last date line, but it'd be bad. 5L, air.... great delivery!


IRONY - and it was.




RESPECT THE ELDERLY - BUT STAY OBJECTIVE -


TAGS: what goes around comes around
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:42 pm
Not only did they rebuild it, they kept going... and added a wall! THAT is dedication!


THE SAVAGE BREAST -


TAGS: credit goes to sean i m just a vessel who wanted to go with girls girls girls
Rating: 3.28/5

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MO - July 22, 2009, 9:17 pm
I heard there was going to be a guest appearance from.....the Breasty Boys...
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:51 pm
Sean's the leader of the pachyderms. How's that?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:50 pm
I bribe ONE little elephant to play ONE little song, and now all of a sudden I'm somehow an arsonist. Not fair.
Arrogant Knight - June 25, 2009, 2:30 am
Goddammit, ag, TAKE THE CREDIT!!!
moooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 1:03 am
I've heard of epic breast, but never savage breast. 5 Lions anyways.


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